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929 AND COUNTING

   Det är dags att röra på sig, destination flygplats.  Jag dyker väl upp igen inom en vecka,om inte,.well, nothing lasts forever, take care my sweet little lamb´s of god, Forza Ferrari, Forza Kimi Räikkönen!  
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930 AND COUNTING

    Three cellmates in a Cuban jail compared notes.  "I was jailed for coming to work late", mourned the first, "They said i was trying to upset the productivity quota".   "Me? I came to work early",said the second, "They said this proved i was a capitalist spy".    "And i am here for always getting to work on time", added the third, "They said this proved i had an American watch".
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931 AND COUNTING

    How many born-again christians does it take to change a lightbulb?  One to change the bulb and about 500 to go outside and shout, I´ve seen the light.