690 AND,..CATCH A RABBIT
THE LAPD, THE FBI AND THE CIA ARE ALL TRYING
TO PROVE, THAT THEY ARE THE BEST APPREHEN-
DING CRIMINALS.
THE PRESIDENT ALIAS MR BUNNYMAN DECIDES TO
GIVE THEM A TEST. HE RELEASES A RABBIT INTO
A FOREST, AND EACH OF THEM HAS TO CATCH IT.
THE CIA GOES IN.
THEY PLACE ANIMAL INFORMANTS THROUGHOUT
THE FOREST. THEY QUESTION ALL PLANT AND
MINERAL WITNESSES. AFTER 3 MONTHS OF
EXTENSIVE INVESTIGATIONS THEY CONCLUDE
THAT RABBIT DO NOT EXIST.
THE FBI GOES IN.
AFTER 2 WEEKS WITH NO LEADS THEY BURN
THE FOREST, KILLING EVERYTHING IN IT,
INCLUDING THE RABBIT, AND THEY MAKE NO
APOLOGIES. THE RABBIT HAD IT COMING.
THE LAPD GOES IN.
THEY COME OUT 1 HOUR LATER WITH A BADLY
BEATEN BEAR, THE BEAR IS YELLING: OKAY, OKAY,
I´M A RABBIT, I´M A RABBIT!
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